1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Well, that turned rather quickly into the shittiest night I’ve had in a long time…
Anonymous asked: You hella fuckin cute
Aww, thank you! You just made my night of essay-writing 50x better :D