sherlylikeswaffles

dederants:

cloudplusone:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

image

the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

He didn’t hate his job so much as hated the people he was doing the job for.

Rebloggong because this makes for a kickass theory.

ksmittens

Question of the day

bisexuwhales:

soggy-froot-loops:

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

wingedoverlord:

nonbinaryanders:

underknower:

bisexuwhales:

Time for some bi positivity! What’s your favorite thing about being bi? or pan or lgbt in general?

the pure, unfiltered power

The ability to commune with unicorns.

acquiring wings

Summoning the undead

The flowers that grow behind my every step and the birds that sing

Good answers 

ksmittens

tallestsilver:

mindcrankismycommander:

nifflerstorm:

fuckingrapeculture:

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my-name-is-long:

funsizedcake:

cringepics:

wow

im gonna puke

I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.

I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.

- Mod D.

"don’t be a slut"

"have sex with me"

I knew from the moment I saw “Hey Gal” that this was going bad places. Wish I could say I was wrong

This is a good example of what NOT to do when someone declines you.